Soap???.............

So two weeks ago at work I started to face like I was told to. So I'm facing in the soap isle. I'm in the laundry soaps now And I'm facing tide. So As I was pulling up the third thing of Tide My arm hit another thing of soap. I didn't bother to look down because I always bump in to things and they tend to fall. So when I got done with the Tide I looked down and Blue laundry soap was EVERYWHERE! I was like "OH No!" Not only did I have to clean that up but I got of in like 3 minutes and this was going to take forever to clean. So I go in the back and I asked Andy the produce guy what I should do! I was about to grab a mop and a bucket because honestly I wasn't thinking right! lol! Next thing I know Andy was like NO! And me not thinking that if I clean up soap with a mop and water..I'm going to have a bigger mess! So Andy explained this to me. So here was my next obvious question. " What do I use?' So what does Andy do? He hands me a roll of paper towels and says have fun. SO I grab the "caution wet" sign and head out towards the My soapy mess. And while I'm walking I'm thinking " Omygoodness...My coworkers aren't going to let this one go for a while!" Sure enough Aaron Black walks past then steps back to look. He looks at me and the floor. Starts to laugh while im explaining this. SO he walks off. Then some more kids walk by. Yea it wasnt so bad. I finally got it cleaned up then off home i went.

Last Thursday I went clothes shopping with my grandma. When we got back in town we stopped by Kmart, and went to look for stuff for my secret pal. On our way out of the store I got a phone call from Jordan. " Sam, I loaded the dishwasher, how do I run it?" I started to explain to her how to but she just wasn't getting it so I told her I was on my way home, I'll do it when i get there. Just don't touch anything. So I got home set the bags down and went to the dishwasher. I said wheres the soap tablet. She told me it was in the thing already. I said OK good. So I showed her how to run it. My cousin Mo and his wife and son came upstairs and we were talking when Jordan says " Sam! I think something is wrong with the dishwasher!' I turn around and soap is coming out everywhere! So I'm thinking OK what did i do wrong. Then I looked at Jordan.." Jordan what did u do?" She proceeded to tell me she put DAWN Dish soap in the thingy and the electoral tablet. I was like WHAT! She thought I had told her to do that. When in reality I told her to just wait till I got home. So I stop the dishwasher, and its filled with water! So I grab a cup, and start taking water out. Now its like 4:30 p.m. and in my head I was thinking moms going to freak. She gets home at 5. So I was like " this is going to take forever!" So I thought for a minute and a Idea hit my head. I called PB and asked him if he had a mop I could borrow. So Of course I had to tell him! So he started laughing, and sent Kaleb over with a mop. So Kaleb comes over with the mop. Starts laughing. ( by the way Mo and Jen left)So I tell Kaleb to help He takes towles and soaks the water up and then I take the mop and suck it up. So we got all the water cleared out at 4:56 p.m. YES! So Kaleb went home and took his mop and Jordan and I sat at the dinning room table pretending to be busy. 5:00 hits. Mom comes home and says. " wow the floor looks really clean did u mop it?" we tell her no. she talks with us for a minute then says "wow it does really look clean." OK so at this point I can't hold it in any longer. So I let the whole story spill out and she starts laughing. And tells me PB he called her and told her the story. She knew the whole time!!!!!!!!!!! So anyway I thought I would share about my soapy time with you guys...........